“Have you noticed any change in Bart?” – Marge Simpson “New glasses?” – Homer Simpson “No. He looks like something might be disturbing him.” – Marge Simpson “Probably misses his old glasses.” – Homer Simpson“I guess we could get more involved in Bart’s activities, but then I’d be afraid of smothering him.” – Marge Simpson “Yeah, and then we’d get the chair.” – Homer Simpson “That’s not what I meant.” – Marge Simpson “It was, Marge, admit it.” – Homer Simpson
An ongoing ramble by Charlie Sweatpants . .