Tag: Bart’s Girlfriend

“Have you noticed any change in Bart?” – Marge Simpson “New glasses?” – Homer Simpson “No. He looks like something might be disturbing him.” – Marge Simpson “Probably misses his old glasses.” – Homer Simpson“I guess we could get more involved in Bart’s activities, but then I’d be afraid of smothering him.” – Marge Simpson “Yeah, and then we’d get the chair.” – Homer Simpson “That’s not what I meant.” – Marge Simpson “It was, Marge, admit it.” – Homer Simpson

“Congratulations, Simpson, you just fell for our sting and won yourself three months detention. There’s no such thing as Scotchtoberfest!” – Principal Skinner “There’s not? Ya used me, Skinner! Ya used me!” – Groundskeeper Willie

“I’m telling you, the light would work better if it pointed out to sea.” – Lighthouse Guy “Y’argh, shut up! I know what I’m doing! . . . Y’argh, I hate the sea, and everything in it.” – Captain McAllister

“That’s not fair, Nelson! They didn’t have the Killmatic 3000 back then.” – Bart Simpson “Records from that era are spotty at best.” – Nelson Muntz

“Thirty cents off Shake N Bake. Homer!” – Marge Simpson “We can spare it, Marge. We’ve been blessed.” – Homer Simpson

“Ach, ’tis no more than what God gave me, ya Puritan pukes!” – Groundskeeper Willie

“Why the crap do we have to go to church anyway?” – Bart Simpson “You just answered your own question with that commode mouth! Besides, you kids need to learn morals and decency and how to love your fellow man.” – Marge Simpson “And with flaming swords, the Aramites did pierce the eyes of their fellow men, and did feast on what flowed forth.” – Reverend Lovejoy

“You know, I was considering staying after school and helping teacher clean up.” – Bart Simpson “Do you ever think anything you don’t say?” – Jessica Lovejoy

“I just think you and Jessica are too different from each other to get along.  She’s a sweet, kind reverend’s daughter, and you’re the Devil’s cabana boy.” – Lisa Simpson

“Son, if you can look me in the eye and say you didn’t take the collection money, that’s all I need.” – Homer Simpson “I didn’t take it.” – Bart Simpson Why you little! . . . How could you look me in the eye and lie like that?” – Homer Simpson

“Told the Rev I was going to my room to say my prayers.” – Jessica Lovejoy “Smart, beautiful, and a liar.  So much better than that Sarah plain and tall.” – Bart Simpson

“I don’t want you playing with something that has such bizarre hair.  Awful, awful hair.” – Marge Simpson

“I guess we could get more involved in Bart’s activities, but then I’d be afraid of smothering him.” – Marge Simpson “Yeah, and then we’d get the chair.” – Homer Simpson “That’s not what I meant.” – Marge Simpson “It was, Marge, admit it.” – Homer Simpson

“I was incredibly moved by your reading.  I don’t think God’s words have ever sounded so plausible.” – Bart Simpson

“Bart, Lisa, time for church!” – Marge Simpson “Milhouse, time for church!” – Luann van Houten “Shlomo, time for your violin lesson!” – Jewish Guy

“I know most of you have already judged my brother guilty without any proof, but doesn’t the Bible teach us, ‘Judge not, lest ye be judged’, reverend?” – Lisa Simpson “I think it may be somewhere towards the back.” – Reverend Lovejoy

“Have you noticed any change in Bart?” – Marge Simpson “New glasses?” – Homer Simpson “No.  He looks like something might be disturbing him.” – Marge Simpson “Probably misses his old glasses.” – Homer Simpson