Quote of the Day

“I’m sorry, I can’t divulge information about that customer’s secret, illegal account. . . .
Oh, crap, I shouldn’t have said he was a customer. . . .
Oh, crap, I shouldn’t have said it was a secret. . . .
Oh, crap! I certainly shouldn’t have said it was illegal. . . . Ah, it’s too hot today.” – Cayman Islands Offshore Banker 

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