Not Just a River in Egypt

“Lost your Dad?” – TV Announcer “Uh-huh.” – Lonely Boy “He’s not coming back, is he?” – TV Announcer “He might.” – Lonely Boy “No, he’s not.” – TV Announcer Go and read this thread over at tv.com.  It’s only two pages, and a lot of it is box quotes, so it really won’t take long.   I’m serious.   Finished?  Good.  That thread is an excellent example of what this particular blog is struggling against.  These unfortunate people are talking about 500 episodes like it’s a good thing.  That’s bad enough, but here’s the kicker:  A guy named simpsonian100…

Quote of the Day

“Now, a lot of people are gonna be tellin’ you you’re crazy, and maybe they’re right.  But the fact of the matter is, bones heal, chicks dig scars, and the United States of America has the best doctor to daredevil ratio in the world.” – Capt. Lance Murdoch