“Pull! Pull, you dogs!” – Bart Simpson
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“Pull! Pull, you dogs!” – Bart Simpson
Tag: Bart the Daredevil
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“Oh, no, he’s hurt!” – Lewis “Bad.” – Richard “Let’s get out of here!” – Milhouse van Houten
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“Tonight, Sherbert’s . . . Schubert’s unfinished symphony.” – Principal Skinner “Oh, good, unfinished. This shouldn’t take long.” – Homer Simpson
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“This Saturday! If you miss this you better be dead or in jail! And if you’re in jail . . . Break out!” – Truckasaurus Commercial Announcers
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“Springfield Gorge! Bart, you’ll be killed!” – Lisa Simpson “Lisa, I don’t know how to explain this, but I get the same thrill out of jumping over stuff that you do from . . . reading.” – Bart Simpson
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“Lisa’s recital is Saturday night.” – Marge Simpson “I’ll be playing my first solo. If you miss it on Saturday, I’d advise you to start looking for a child therapist on Sunday.” – Lisa Simpson “But Truckasaurus is one night only!” – Bart Simpson “Oh, cruel fate, why do you mock me?” – Homer Simpson
Reading Digest: Over the Gorge Edition
“I’m the king of the world! Woo-hoo! Woo-hoo!” – Homer Simpson The first and best link we have this week is a fan made poster of Homer’s disastrous attempt to teach Bart a lesson. I cannot recommend it highly enough. After that there are a bunch of other links to great fan made stuff, including Legos and crayons. And after that, we’ve got the play moving to America’s wang, a whole website dedicated to Simpsons tattoos, idiotic donut marketing, and more. Enjoy. Cool Stuff: Official Mark Englert Simpsons Poster – Smooth Charlie’s Link of the Week is this high res poster…
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“Hello, children, and welcome to Springfield Gorge!” – Park Ranger “Wow!” – Bart Simpson “Man, this thing’s pretty gnarly. I bet you could throw a dead body in there and no one’d ever find it.” – Otto
Simpsons Take the Bowl Videos
“How much longer was Sherbert planning on making this piece of junk?” – Homer Simpson There are a lot of great videos up on YouTube from the big Simpsons show at the Hollywood Bowl this weekend. They’re all from people’s phones, so the fun police could be along to take them down at any time, but we can enjoy them while they last. Here’s Azaria doing some intro: Conan O’Brien doing “The Monorail Song”: Azaria and Cartwright doing a prank call: “Do the Bartman”: “See My Vest”: “Be Our Sitter”: “Happy Birthday Lisa”: David Silverman and his flaming tuba doing…
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“Doc, I heard a snap.” – Lance Murdock “I’m afraid the bone’s broken. Well, that’s all of them.” – Dr. Hibbert
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“Squealer.” – Bart Simpson “I’m sorry, Bart, but if you got hurt or died, despite the extra attention I’d receive, I’d miss you.” – Lisa Simpson
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“Two titans at the height of their careers. Oh, if you ask me, this is going to be one hell of a match.” – Bart Simpson “Oh, Bart. I hope you’re not taking this seriously. Even a five-year-old knows that this is as choreographed as any ballet.” – Lisa Simpson “Ah, Rasputin’s got the reach, but on the other hand, the Professor’s got his patented Coma Lock.” – Homer Simpson
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“Mrs. Simpson, I’m Leo G. Clark, inventor, owner and operator of Truckasaurus. Let me just say that Truckasaurus feels very badly about what happened, and everyone here at team Truckasaurus would like you to enjoy this half bottle of domestic champagne for being such good sports.” – Leo G. Clark
Reading Digest: Politics and Entertainment Edition
“Live, from the Springfield Center for the Performing Arts, the wrestling match of the century! Today, Rasputin, the Friendly Russian . . .” – Wrestling Announcer “Didn’t he used to be the Mad Russian?” – Milhouse van Houten “Yes, but I’m afraid the forces of history have changed wrestling, perhaps forever.” – Lisa Simpson A shorter than average Reading Digest this week nevertheless contains two excellent Simpsons references in relation to both our upcoming electoral contest and mixed martial arts, which is like politics except that it’s run by less sleazy people. There’s also some decent YouTube, a cool fan…
Compare & Contrast: Hibbert’s Examples
“I won’t even subject you to the horrors of our Three Stooges ward.” – Dr. Hibbert [Note: Crazy Noises for “Faith Off” and “The Mansion Family” will be along on Wednesday and Thursday, respectively.] It’s not exactly news that the show increasingly relied on weird, hyperactive nonsense as it flew apart at the seams and became Zombie Simpsons. The world of Springfield, which originally had been a recognizable if exaggerated stand in for real life, increasingly became the kind of stylized pseudo-reality where actions didn’t really have consequences and physical realities change from scene to scene. The simplest way to…
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“Gee, I never realized teevee was such a dangerous influence.” – Marge Simpson “Well, as tragic as all this is, it’s a small price to pay for countless hours of top notch entertainment.” – Dr. Hibbert “Amen.” – Homer Simpson Happy 20th anniversary to “Bart the Daredevil”! Original airdate 6 December 1990.
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“Otto, I’m gonna leap over Springfield Gorge on my skateboard.” – Bart Simpson “You know, Bart, as the only adult here, I feel I should say something.” – Otto “What?” – Bart Simpson “Cool!” – Otto
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“And now, Majestic Undercoating is proud to present: Ms. Monster!” – PA Announcer “Wow, a woman mud pull driver.” – Marge Simpson “Another barrier broken. Right on sister!” – Lisa Simpson
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“Bart, in this ward are the children who have been hurt by imitating stunts they saw on television, movies and the legitimate stage.” – Dr. Hibbert
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“Now, a lot of people are gonna be tellin’ you you’re crazy, and maybe they’re right. But the fact of the matter is, bones heal, chicks dig scars, and the United States of America has the best doctor to daredevil ratio in the world.” – Capt. Lance Murdoch