“Call me old fashioned, but movies were sexier when the actors kept their clothes on.  Vilma Banky could do more for me with one raised eyebrow than an entire-” – C.M. Burns

“Warning.  Problem in Sector 7-G.” – Computer 

“7-G?  Good God, who’s the safety inspector there?” – C.M. Burns

“Homer Simpson, sir.” – Mr. Smithers

“Simpson, eh?  Good man?  Intelligent?” – C.M. Burns

“Actually sir, he was hired under Project Bootstrap.” – Mr. Smithers

“Thank you President Ford.” – C.M. Burns