"No Loan Again, Naturally" predictably awful

It goes without saying that we here at the Dead Homer Society hated “No Loan Again, Naturally.” From the number of times Homer was seriously injured (4, including the opening sequence and couch gag), to Bart randomly being outed as a redhead, to the piss poor way Patty and Selma were drawn, there was very little to love. Even more charming moments, like the note Homer leaves upstairs, felt cursory in the broader context of the ham-handed plot. You mean Homer takes advantage of Flanders’ generosity — again? Get out. Honestly, getting a lecture from Zombie Simpsons about the consequences…

Five O’Clock Vulva

Dave found this a couple of weeks ago and while we’re not entirely sure of Blogger’s formal policy on links to websites with pictures of vaginas painted to look like Homer Simpson, it cannot be ignored.  Fleshbot, do the NSFW honors: Finally, Some Simpsons Merchandise Worth Paying For We’ve seen girls who are totally shaved, totally natural, and somewhere in between. But we’ve never seen a girl with labia that looked like Homer Simpson… until today, that is. Thank you, internet porn, thank you.