Saturday Morning Cartoons

“I’ll tell ya the truth, Dad.  I wasn’t good at it right away so I quit.  I hope you’re not mad.” – Bart Simpson “Son, come here, heh heh heh.  Of course I’m not mad.  If something’s hard to do then it’s not worth doing.  You just stick that guitar in the closet next to your short wave radio, your karate outfit and your unicycle, and we’ll go inside and watch TV.” – Homer Simpson “What’s on?” – Bart Simpson “It doesn’t matter.” – Homer Simpson I love the above exchange, it’s Homer and Bart at their best.  Homer is…

Quote of the Day

“You know Lisa, I feel like I have an instant rapport with you.” – Grandma Simpson “Ahh, you didn’t dumb it down, you said ‘rapport’.” – Lisa Simpson