Tag: The Otto Show

“Dad, Otto’s going through a real tough time. Can’t he stay with us for a while?” – Bart Simpson “I know we didn’t ask for this, Homer. But doesn’t the Bible say, ‘Whatsoever you do to the least of my brothers, that you do unto me’?” – Marge Simpson “Yes, but doesn’t the Bible also say, ‘Thou shalt not take moochers into thy . . . hut’?” – Homer Simpson

“Hey, landlord, some clown changed my locks, padlocked the door, and put up an eviction notice.” – Otto “Yeah, that was me.” – Landlord “You? But why?” – Otto “Because you haven’t paid your rent.” – Landlord “Can I at least get my stuff?” – Otto “All I found in there was a jar of mustard and a couple of old cycle magazines.” – Landlord “Wow! I had mustard?” – Otto

“You know, people think there are only five members of Spinal Tap. But they’re wrong.” – Derek Smalls “Could we turn up the house lights, please? That was the cue to turn up the house lights so we can tell the audience they’re the sixth member of the friggin’ group!” – David St. Hubbins “We are trying to put a tiny thrill into their gray, little lives. Oh, forget it.” – Nigel Tufnel

“I don’t understand this. Why can’t you stay with your parents?” – Marge Simpson “Oh, the admiral and don’t get along!” – Otto

“Please let me stay here. I’ve got nowhere else to go.” – Otto “Forget it. That line didn’t work for my Dad and it’s not gonna work for you.” – Homer Simpson

“Is Milhouse okay?” – Marge Simpson “Uh, I’ll be right back.” – Homer Simpson “Help! Help!” – Milhouse van Houten

“And we thought they knew how to rock in Shelbyville!” – Nigel Tufnel “Boooo!” – Crowd “But nobody rocks like . . . Springfield!” – Derek Smalls “Yaaaayyyyy!” – Crowd

“Well, it seems some silly twit did not get a big enough oxygen pump, but that’s supposed to be a devil.” – Nigel Tufnel “Filled up with air, it’s very evil and impressive.” – David St. Hubbins “We salute you, our half inflated Dark Lord!” – Derek Smalls

“Otto, man, you’re living in a dumpster?” – Bart Simpson “Oh, man, I wish.  Dumpster brand trash bins are top of the line.  This is just a Trash-Co waste disposal unit.” – Otto

“Maybe you should take the driving test again.” – Marge Simpson “Oh, I can’t pass that thing.  I got a zero last time.  This time I’m hungover!” – Otto

“That’s it, he’s out of here!” – Homer Simpson “Homer, we’re the only family he’s got.” – Marge Simpson “I don’t care.  This is not Happy Days and he is not the Fonz.” – Homer Simpson “Hey, Mister S.” – Otto

“Oh, it’s a miracle no one was hurt.” – Principal Skinner “I stand on my record: fifteen crashes and not a single fatality.” – Otto

“Although I’m sure I will receive a severe wedgie from my bus mates, I must remind you: we should’ve been at school ten minutes ago. . . . Ah!” – Martin Prince “Uh-oh, better fasten your seatbelts, little dudes.” – Otto “We don’t have seatbelts.” – Lisa Simpson “Uh, well then, just try to go limp.” – Otto

“Now, boy, we spent a lot of money, so you better get real good real fast or pow!” – Homer Simpson “Homer!” – Marge Simpson “Hey, I thought I was supposed to encourage him?” – Homer Simpson

“What’s so funny?” – Selma Bouvier “I was just thinking about the time Homer got his nose caught in the toaster.” – Patty Bouvier “We’ll watch the tape tonight.” – Selma Bouvier

“Bart, you’ve got to go on.” – Music Flunky “Slag off!” – Bart Simpson “You’ve changed, man.  It used to be about the music.” – Milhouse van Houten “I said slag off!” – Bart Simpson