Tag: Mother Simpson

“Homer!” – Marge Simpson “That’s my name!” – Homer Simpson “When I asked you if that dummy was to fake your own death you told me no.” – Marge Simpson

“Oh, no! He’s going over the falls!” – Carl “Oh, good, he snagged that tree branch.” – Lenny “Oh, no! The branch broke off!” – Carl “Oh, good, he can grab onto them pointy rocks.” – Lenny “Oh, no! Them rocks broke his arms and legs!” – Carl “Oh, good, those helpful beavers are swimming out to save him.” – Lenny “Oh, no! They’re biting him! And stealing his pants.” – Carl

“This book must be out of date. I don’t see Prussia, Siam, or Auto-Gyro.” – Squeaky Voiced Teen

“Joe ‘Willie’ Namath, swaggering off the field, his sideburns and apogee of sculpted sartorium, the foppish follicles pioneered by Ambrose Burnside, Appomattox, 1865.” – Not Howard Cosell

“No! . . . No. . . . Wait a minute, bronchial tubes clearing . . . asthma disappearing . . . acne, remains, but asthma disappearing.” – Clancy Wiggum

“Freeze! FBI! The jig is up!” – Joe Friday “Alright, I admit it! I am the Lindbergh baby! Waa-waa, goo-goo, I miss my fly-fly da-da!” – Abe “Grampa” Simpson “Are you trying to stall us, or are you just senile?” – Joe Friday “A little from column A, a little from column B.” – Abe “Grampa” Simpson

“A tombstone?” – Marge Simpson “It came with the burial plot. But that’s not important. The important thing is: Homer’s dead.” – Patty Bouvier “We’ve been saving for this since your wedding day.” – Selma Bouvier “Get out of here, you ghouls!” – Marge Simpson

“This is my room.  This is my dresser.  It’s where I keep my shirts when I’m not wearing ’em.” – Homer Simpson “Oh, yes, right in the drawers.” – Mona Simpson “You remembered.” – Homer Simpson Happy 20th Anniversary to “Mother Simpson”!  Original airdate 19 November 1995.

“C’mon, boy, we’ve earned this Saturday, now let’s make the most of it! . . . Sixty-one, sixty-two, sixty-three.” – Homer Simpson

“Yeah, I might’ve seen her.  It’s hard to tell from this old picture, you know?” – Cabbie “Well, according to our computer aging program, she should look about twenty-five years older.” – Bill Gannon “Yeah, I seen her!  Uh, that is to say, I saw her.” – Cabbie

“I can’t believe I’m spending my Saturday picking up garbage.  I mean, half these bottles ain’t even mine!” – Lenny

  “I can’t believe you’re here.  Dad always told me you died while I was at the movies.” – Homer Simpson

“Abe, isn’t Homer cute?” – Mona Simpson “Probably.  I’m trying to watch the Super Bowl!  If people don’t support this thing it might not make it.” – Abe Simpson

“Yes, I’d like to send this letter to the Prussian consulate in Siam by aero-mail.  Am I too late for the 4:30 auto-gyro?” – C.M. Burns “Um, I better look in the manual.” – Post Office Teenager