Simpsons Wedding List

“Mom, I feel kind of funny wearing white.  I mean . . . Milhouse.” – Lisa Simpson “Oh, Milhouse doesn’t count.” – Marge Simpson I’m attending a wedding this afternoon.  One thing I’ve learned through experience is that a Simpsons equipped laptop is a handy thing to have at such occasions, especially if you’re more or less required to get there several hours in advance.  So, without further Apu, I present my Simpsons wedding list which, in various forms, I’ve used several times over the last few years.   Simpsons – 220 – The War of the Simpsons Simpsons –…

Quote of the Day

“But what do you do if somebody wants a non-alcoholic beer?” – Lisa Simpson “You know, it’s never come up.” – Apu Nahasapeemapetilon