“Mom, I feel kind of funny wearing white. I mean . . . Milhouse.” – Lisa Simpson
“Oh, Milhouse doesn’t count.” – Marge Simpson
I’m attending a wedding this afternoon. One thing I’ve learned through experience is that a Simpsons equipped laptop is a handy thing to have at such occasions, especially if you’re more or less required to get there several hours in advance. So, without further Apu, I present my Simpsons wedding list which, in various forms, I’ve used several times over the last few years.
Simpsons – 220 – The War of the Simpsons
Simpsons – 312 – I Married Marge
Simpsons – 321 – Black Widower
Simpsons – 521 – Lady Bouvier’s Lover
Simpsons – 522 – Secrets of a Successful Marriage
Simpsons – 610 – Grandpa vs. Sexual Inadequacy
Simpsons – 619 – Lisa’s Wedding
Simpsons – 806 – A Milhouse Divided
This list is, obviously, not exhaustive, but I’ve found that each episode has sufficient wedding/marriage related content so that even wedding attendees who would not ordinarily call themselves Simpsons fans find them appropriate.
(You may notice that the Season 6 episode “Another Simpsons Clip Show” is not on the above list. That episode is about love and romance whereas marriage is about property, a wholly separate concept, and, therefore, does not apply.)
