Happy Birthday Steve Austin

“Hello Marge, I’m Lee Majors.  Will you come away with me?” – Col. Steve Austin The Six Million Dollar Man turns 70 today.  Happy birthday from all of us here at the Dead Homer Society and, may I say, that you are in remarkably good shape for a man your age.

Quote of the Day

“Look at these low, low prices on famous brand-name electronics!” – Homer Simpson “Don’t be a sap, Dad. These are just crappy knock-offs.” – Bart Simpson “Pfft. I know a genuine Panaphonics when I see it. And look, there’s Magnetbox and Sorny.” – Homer Simpson