Tag: Scenes from the Class Struggle in Springfield

“I wonder where Marge could be? She’s missing her own initiation.” – Evelyn “I hope she didn’t take my attempt to destroy her too seriously.” – Susan

“Homer, I don’t think you should wear a short sleeve shirt with a tie” – Marge Simpson “But Sipowicz does it.” – Homer Simpson “If Detective Sipowicz jumped off a cliff, would you do that too?” – Marge Simpson “Oh, wish I was Sipowicz…” – Homer Simpson

“Marge! You look wonderful! And to think I heard you married Homer Simpson!” – Evelyn “I did marry Homer.” – Marge Simpson “Come, you must show me the pumps.” – Evelyn

“I’d love to wear this someplace special.” – Marge Simpson “Spurlock’s Cafeteria it is.” – Homer Simpson “What about the symphony, or the theater?” – Marge Simpson “What’s the point of going out? We’re just gonna wind up back here anyway.” – Homer Simpson

“Do I have to go? That country club is a hot bed of exclusionist snobs and status seeking social climbers.” – Lisa Simpson “I’ve told you I don’t like you using the world hotbed.” – Marge Simpson (Sorry for the late quote. I blame food poisoning.) 

“You there, fill it up with petroleum distillate, and re-vulcanize my tires, post haste!” – C.M. Burns

“Where’s Homer? And to think I spent all afternoon baking him this cake.” – C.M. Burns “Mmm…I, ughhh…” – Mr. Smithers “I pickled the figs myself.” – C.M. Burns

“Now, keep your head down. Ignore all distractions…” – Tom Kite

“I’ll be there with bells on!” – Marge Simpson “Bells?  Where exactly will you be attaching them to that mangled Chanel suit?” – Susan “Oh, don’t worry, Marge, her idea of wit is nothing more than an incisive observation, humorously phrased, and delivered with impeccable timing.” – Evelyn Happy 20th Anniversary to “Scenes from the Class Struggle in Springfield”! Original airdate 4 February 1996.

“Come on, Mom, you never treat yourself to anything.” – Lisa Simpson “Oh, sure I do, I treated myself to a Sanka not three days ago.” – Marge Simpson

“You know, Homer, the traditional way to cheat in golf is to lower your score.” – Tom Kite “That’s one way.” – Homer Simpson

“Yay!  We’re getting a new TV!” – Homer, Bart and Lisa Simpson “Let’s go to the Sharper Image!  They’ve got a TV shaped like a 50s diner.” – Bart Simpson “No, let’s go to The Nature Company, they’ve got a TV assembled by Hopi Indians.” – Lisa Simpson “We can’t afford to shop at any store that has a philosophy.  We just need a TV.” – Marge Simpson

“Marge, did you know that Kennedy and Lincoln had the same handicap?” – Homer Simpson

“I thought it was so opulent, like the Playboy Mansion, but non-sexual.” – Marge Simpson “That place is weird.  A man in the bathroom kept handing me towels till I paid him to stop.” – Bart Simpson “Shoulda held out longer, boy.” – Homer Simpson

“They got valet parking tonight.” – Homer Simpson “We can’t drive this up there.  They’ll see the dent.  They’ll see the coat hanger antenna.  Stop the car.  We’re walking.” – Marge Simpson “But, Marge, valets.  For once maybe someone will call me ‘sir’ without adding, ‘you’re making a scene’.” – Homer Simpson

“Oh, Mrs. Simpson, you are looking very prosperous today.  Might I interest you in some of our impulse items here by the cash register?” – Apu Nahasapeemapetilon