People type all kinds of shit into search engines, so even a humble and low traffic blog like this one gets hits from some pretty weird searches.  The most entertaining of these are usually sexual in nature and so we hereby present this list of actual search terms that people have used to find the Dead Homer Society in the last month and a half:

lisa and bart simpson in bed

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bart fuckes marge simpsons in kittchen

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lisa and bart simpson sucking

My favorite is the one about the “kittchen”.  Lots of people have oedipal impulses, but the need to have Bart fuck his mother in the kitchen is so quaint it’s almost charming.  I wonder if the more common motivation here is horniness or boredom?  I’d bet on boredom, but horniness wouldn’t surprise me.

What’s most amusing about all these is the fact that this website contains nothing sexually explicit.  So what likely happened is that people were searching for sexually explicit Simpsons material but then their general Simpsons interest led them to click here anyway.  That’s fandom.

Oh yeah, and be careful running these types of searches if you’re in Australia:

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