Pornography Monday

“But please, don’t you say that word.” – Homer Simpson “What, ‘sex’? What’s so unappealing about hearing your elderly father talk about sex? I had sex.” – Abe “Grandpa” Simpson This is the last week of our reprieve from Zombie Simpsons so I figured it was time for another collection of the various porn searches people have used to find this site.  I was worried that these were going to get repetitive at some point, but it turns out that even though they don’t often describe all that many different sexual activities and participant combinations they do find new ways…

Pornography Monday

“Not those peanuts, the ones at the bottom.” – Homer Simpson Internet Rule #34 states that if it exists, there will be porn of it.  I’ve known that rule for a long time and so I was utterly unsurprised to find out that there are lots and lots of drawings of Homer, Marge, Bart, Lisa and the rest of Springfield getting it on.  But my lack of surprise doesn’t mean that I’m not impressed by the variety, enthusiasm and sheer imagination of some of these search terms. homer and marge fucking marge simpson sucking barts dick bart and marge porn…

Pornography Monday

“Mom, I feel kind of funny wearing white, I mean . . . Milhouse.” – Lisa Simpson “Oh, Milhouse doesn’t count.” – Marge Simpson It’s time for another installment of the pornographic search terms the world has used to find our stupid little blog.  Many are just the usual requests for intergenerational incest and what have you.  I was pretty amused by “extra porn lisa simpsons and milhouse”.  What, exactly, makes porn “extra”? sex bart and marge simpsons homer and marge porn bart fucks milhouse free video bart bones marge bartporn (homer and lisa) simpson porn sex marge simpson und homer homer…

Pornography Monday

“Don’t turn on the light!  Don’t turn on the light!” – Homer & Marge Simpson It’s time for more pornographic search terms that lead people to the Dead Homer Society.  This month’s installment includes two separate searches for people who want to watch Bart get it on with Milhouse and the incestuously specific, “marge sucking bart homer is fucking marg”.  No word on the preferred position. porno lisa simsonlisa and bart fucking in the bad lisa simpsons naked free foto bart fuck marge simpson bart and lisa sleeping together bart and lisa naked small boobs lisa simpson homer simpson porn…

Pornography Monday

People type all kinds of shit into search engines, so even a humble and low traffic blog like this one gets hits from some pretty weird searches.  The most entertaining of these are usually sexual in nature and so we hereby present this list of actual search terms that people have used to find the Dead Homer Society in the last month and a half: lisa and bart simpson in bed marge simpson porn homer simpson and marge simpson porn bart and marge doing it bart fucks lisa lisa simpson porn bart and lisa simpson in bed together smithers and…