“I’ve said it before, and I’ll say it again: hell in a handbasket!” – Abe “Grandpa” Simpson “Get off my lawn!” is widely recognized as the mating call of the North American Wailing Geezer. We have a couple of different examples this week, including a neck and neck race for Worst Usage. Note: Father’s Day, the less popular of Hallmark’s two days to make you feel guilty for being born, is Sunday. As a result every writer and their brother is citing Homer this week, usually by saying something like “Your dad may not be like Homer Simpson, but this year…
Day: June 19, 2009
Quote of the Day
“By 1964, experts say man will have established twelve colonies on the moon, ideal for family vacations. Once there, you’ll weigh only a small percentage of what you weigh on Earth. Slow down tubby, you’re not on the moon yet.” – “The Moon of Earth” Narrator