“Oh my God! This is a disaster!” – NASA Administrator “Gotta go!” – James Taylor Plenty of entertaining flotsam washed… READ MORE
“Now, come and get your catskins, uh, I mean sheepskins.” – Krusty the Klown Short reading digest again this week,… READ MORE
“See? You don’t have to spend a lot of money to have a first class wedding reception.” – Homer Simpson… READ MORE
“I’ll field this one. Let me ask you a question: Why would a man whose shirt says ‘Genius at Work’… READ MORE
“Food patrol, we’re all starved! Let’s see what you’ve got. That’s it? What happened to all the lobsters, mangoes, and… READ MORE
“And tonight, the following celebrities have been arrested.” – Kent Brockman If you’re binging on Prince-internet right now, there is… READ MORE
“Bonjour, you cheese eating surrender monkeys.” – Groundskeeper Willie I may still try to get these up on Thursdays, but… READ MORE
“Just resting my eyes!” – Homer Simpson “Ah, well done, a rested employee is a vigilant employee.” – C.M. Burns… READ MORE
“Homer, I want you to look at this drawing Bart did.” – Marge Simpson “Oh, it’s beautiful! Oh, let’s put… READ MORE
“Ever since I became a movie star I’ve been miserable. I had to get up at 5am just for makeup.… READ MORE
“Well, it was a good ride while it lasted. Come on, kids, let’s go home.” – Homer Simpson “We are… READ MORE
“Lisa, don’t sit in front of that telly like a fly stuck in a toffee. It’s a great big world… READ MORE
“There certainly are a lot of stains on the ceiling.” – Marge Bouvier “Marge, I’m sorry. I wish I could… READ MORE
“First of all, his accuser is a very shady character. That waiter, Mr. LaCoste, not only wasn’t born in Springfield, he… READ MORE
“You got Poison to play at our wedding?” – Becky “We’re Cyanide, a loving tribute to Poison.” – Cyanide Singer… READ MORE
“But first, move over Baltimore! Springfield has stolen your idea!” – Kent Brockman Some internet genius put together a version… READ MORE
“Here you go, Red Tick Beer.” – Moe “Hmm, bold, refreshing, and something I can’t quite put my finger on.”… READ MORE
“This is gonna be the best birthday breakfast Mom ever had.” – Lisa Simpson “Hey, Lis, you think that’s enough… READ MORE
“Just take mine. A simple cupcake will bring me no pleasure.” – Lisa Simpson This week we’ve got two links… READ MORE
“Homey, I know you love me. We don’t need to get married again.” – Marge Simpson “Yes we do! I… READ MORE
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