“Forget it, Dad.  If I ever become famous, I want it to be for something worthwhile, not because of some obnoxious fad.” – Lisa Simpson

“Obnoxious fad?” – Bart Simpson

Have you ever taken a shit or clubbed a baby seal and thought to yourself, “Gee, I wish I could share this meaningful experience with everyone who has a web browser?”  Twitter, the obnoxious Internet fad-of-the-moment, is your outlet.  And now, it’s ours too.  Think of our Twitter account as the terse, spontaneous supplement to our delightfully pedantic blog.  Basically, we’ll be using it to post even more Simpsons quotes, anecdotes, and other miscellany for which writing a blog post is excessive.  In the process, we’ll be joining such visionaries as idiot savant and soon to be ex-governor Sarah Palin, carbonated high-fructose corn syrup purveyor Pepsi, and noted douchebag Ashton Kutcher.  Yes, we have standards with regard to the company we keep.

Come join the party and follow us at http://twitter.com/deadhomers to start receiving updates right away.  It won’t cost you a dime and plus it’s fun to be part of a fad, even if it doesn’t make any fucking sense at all.  In the words of the frog Euro Itchy & Scratchy Land booth attendant, “Who are you to resist it, huh?”

“Homer Fail Whale” image from Ed Wheeler at deviantART.