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“Singles life is great, Homer; I can do whatever I want.  Today I drank a beer in the bathroom.” – Kirk van Houten

“The one down the hall.” – Homer Simpson

“Yeah, and another great thing, you get your own bed.  I sleep in a racing car, do you?” – Kirk van Houten

“I sleep in a big bed with my wife.” – Homer Simpson

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