Longtime Simpsons writer Mike Reiss has penned a limited edition children’s book for, of all things, Saks Fifth Avenue department store.  It’s called “Twinkle Twinkle Little Flake” and it’s available exclusively at an over priced store near you:

Twinkle Twinkle Little Flake tells the story of a snowflake named Twinkle who embarks on an adventure in New York City once she has fallen from her cloud. Readily available to purchase in-store, this exclusive limited edition book makes the perfect gift for children this holiday season.

As part of their “Placate the Mob” program, Saks will give $2 of each $18 book purchase to charity.