By Their Lists You Shall Know Them

2009 is coming to a close and with it the decade of the naughts (some people go with “aughts”, I like “naughts”).  That means that from now through the end of the year you, the internet denizen, will be fucking inundated with a plague of lists of biblical proportions.  Fighting it won’t help and ignoring them all will be impossible.  Most are going to be completely stupid and not worth even a second of your time.  Then again, some of them are going to be so over-the-top, so ridiculously dumb and ill conceived that they cross that strange line and…

Simpsons Alumni Update: Dan Castellaneta

This has been kicking around on-line for a couple of weeks now but I’ve been studiously ignoring it because I don’t care.  That said, it probably doesn’t deserve a mention.  Dan Castellaneta is going to be making a guest appearance on an upcoming episode of Desperate Housewives.  He’s playing a pilot.  This now concludes the most thought or effort I have ever put into Desperate Housewives.  Thank you.

Quote of the Day

“All my life, I have searched for a car that feels a certain way. Powerful like a gorilla, yet soft and yielding like a Nerf ball. Now, at last, I have found it.” – Homer Simpson