“Why do we need new bands? Everyone knows rock attained perfection in 1974. It’s a scientific fact.” – Homer Simpson… READ MORE
“Another Duff, Homer?” – Moe “Nah, it’s Friday night, Moe. I want to try something special.” – Homer Simpson “Ah,… READ MORE
“How about it, Luann, will you marry me, again?” – Kirk van Houten “Ooh, no.” – Luann van Houten “Uh,… READ MORE
“We’re like this all the time.” – Marge Simpson In response to the renewal news, Split Sider published a list… READ MORE
“This past summer, all of America was trying to solve the mystery of who shot Mr. Burns, then they found… READ MORE
“Alright, we’re here. Let us never speak of the shortcut again.” – Homer Simpson Of all the digressions and clock… READ MORE
“There were script problems from day one.” – Homer Simpson “It didn’t seem like anybody even read the script.” –… READ MORE
“What do you guys, like, do for fun?” – Alex Whitney “Well, you’ll definitely want to get yourself a good… READ MORE
“Cigarette, Mrs. McClure?” – Waiter “You bet! From now on, she’s smoking for two.” – Troy McClure Once upon a… READ MORE
“Behold the box of mystery!” – Milhouse van Houten About halfway through the ridiculous (in a bad way) main plot… READ MORE
“Someone squeezed all the life out of these kids. And unless movies and teevee have lied to me, it’s a… READ MORE
“Damn, I shouldn’t have eaten the mint first.” – Otto Like so many Zombie Simpsons episodes, “The Scorpion’s Tale” is… READ MORE
“You know the rules, awards for excellence in entertainment are contraband, no Emmys, no Oscars, not even a Golden Globe.”… READ MORE
“Please alter my pants as fashion dictates.” – Jasper (as read by Homer Simpson) Last month, when I was taking… READ MORE
“Pleased to meet you. You look like such a happy bunch . . . of people.” – Marge Simpson In… READ MORE
“We have places your family can hide in peace and security: Cape Fear, Terror Lake, New Horrorfield, Screamville.” – FBI… READ MORE
Images shamelessly yoinked from SimpsonsChannel. “Oh, Lisa, this isn’t real. It’s just how you might look if you were a… READ MORE
“Examine your scalp for ringworm.” – Spandex Clad Spokeswoman Like most pop stars, Katy Perry’s stock in trade is a… READ MORE
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