Quote of the Day

“Herb, let me give you the grand tour.  This is one of our many light switches, it functions in both the on and off mode.  On, off, on, off . . .” – Homer Simpson “Homer, he knows how to work a light switch.” – Marge Simpson “Oh yeah, right.  I don’t know what this switch does.” – Homer Simpson Merry Christmas and have a great 1985 from the Dead Homer Society!