After a blissful two-week reprieve, tonight we have fresh Zombie Simpsons to endure. This one’s called “American History X-Cellent,” a not-so-subtle twist on the feisty romp from 1998 that was “American History X.” While I don’t expect any scenes of graphic curb-stomping, I do expect that tonight’s episode will be equally difficult to watch. Here’s the lowdown from our friends at Simpsons Channel:
When the police are called to diffuse a rowdy crowd at Mr. Burns’ estate, one of the officers recognizes priceless stolen paintings on the walls, and the maniacal billionaire is taken downtown for questioning.
With Mr. Burns gone, Smithers takes charge of the power plant. But when employees take advantage of his good nature, he exacts revenge by forcing the employees to work night and day.
These unfair working conditions prompt Homer and his crew to devise a plan to bust out Mr. Burns.
While nothing about the description specifically incites pangs of revulsion, there’s hardly a chance that “American History X-Cellent” won’t be a hot mess. The plot is flimsy, nothing will happen, montages will be overused, and the whole thing will be laborious and ruthlessly unfunny. Years and years of precedent back me up and let’s face it, things aren’t just going to suddenly change overnight.

3 responses to “Sunday Preview: “American History X-Cellent””
While I agree with the rest of your conclusion, I must object to this:
“nothing about the description specifically incites pangs of revulsion”
Burns is going to have to be really incompetent and powerless to get arrested and need Jerkass Homer to break him out of jail, and I cannot fucking stand when Burns is a wuss.
“american history x-cellent” makes news articles about the simpsons that feature “d’oh” in the headline look clever
This episode felt more like a bunch of Grandpa’s silly stories.