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The Day the Violence Died2

“There’s a box you can sleep in.” – Bart Simpson
“Thanks.” – Chester J. Lampwick
“Just move that cot out of the way.” – Bart Simpson
“Okay.” – Chester J. Lampwick
“Do you know what radon is?” – Bart Simpson
“No.” – Chester J. Lampwick
“Good night.” – Bart Simpson

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