“I’ve eaten eight different meats.  I’m a true renaissance man.” – Homer Simpson

A bunch of landscape architecture students from Florida International University won a sand castle competition in Miami with Homer laid out in Leonardo da Vinci’s “Vitruvian Man” pose:

Image shamelessly stolen from their Photobucket album, which has many more pictures. 

Congratulations and bravo, that is excellent.  If I ever need a landscape architect (note: highly unlikely) I will ask for an FIU alum.  My only complaint is that instead of letting his genitals hang out like in Da Vinci’s original, they covered Homer’s shame with a literal fig leaf.  If we can’t have sand wang on South Beach, where can we have it?