“Alright, here’s your last question. What was the cause of the Civil War?” – Citizenship Test Guy
“Actually there were numerous causes, aside from the obvious schism between abolitionists and anti-abolitionists, economic factors, both domestic and international, played a significant-” – Apu Nahasapeemapetilon
“Hey, hey.” – Citizenship Test Guy
“Yeah?” – Apu Nahasapeemapetilon
“Just, just say ‘slavery’.” – Citizenship Test Guy
“Slavery it is, sir.” – Apu Nahasapeemapetilon
Now, which way to the welfare office?!