“Grace, come here.  There’s a sinister looking kid I want you to see.” – Jimmy Stewart

Springfield’s seamy underbelly gets the MS Paint treatment courtesy of a slow morning at work for reader Robin (whose Troy McClure tattoo is almost done).  First, the original:

He’s made a game of it, seeing how many pencils he can sharpen in an hour,
and then trying to break that record.

Now, the remixes:

You’re sharpening them all wrong, Seymour.

And:

All that sharpening has made him hungry and, look, there’s a lemon behind that clock!

Thanks Robin!