Tag: Bart of Darkness

“Tis a fine barn, but sure tis no pool, English.” – Amish Guy “D’oheth!” – Homer Simpson From an ironic distance it’s impressive how WordPress as a platform has retained its ability to be worse than it was in 2009. As a user it is more frustrating, but on the internet someone else has always had the same problem, and god bless everyone who works on the “Classic Editor +” pluigin and the “Regular Blog” theme because this looked and functioned like shit and now that is less so. Further improvements, hopefully to come. Also, my thanks to everyone for…

“Homer, my hat goes off to you.” – Bart Simpson “It’s cool in here, boy. For the rest of the summer, we can live inside the refrigerator.” – Homer Simpson “Homer, the fridge wasn’t meant to be used this way. Although, I must say, it’s certainly refreshing.” – Marge Simpson “I got the idea when I noticed the refrigerator was cold.” – Homer Simpson “Won’t this overload the motor?” – Marge Simpson “Marge, can you set the oven to cold?” – Homer Simpson

♫”Sunshine on my shoulders makes me happy…”♫ – Guitar Hippy

“Hello? Hey, I’m stuck in here! I gotta think of a way to get out.” – Lisa Simpson “Well, well, well, look who’s come crawling back.” – Lisa’s Brain

“What fun can you have in a pool anyway that you can’t have in a bathtub with a garbage bag taped around your cast?’ – Bart Simpson

“So long, Lis. I’m gonna stowaway underwater and go where the pool goes. Have a good life.” – Bart Simpson

“Sorry, Bart-dude, we gotta fill this thing with Epsom salts and jam it on over to the old folk’s home.” – Otto

“Looks like it’s just you and me, Barty-boy.” – Bart’s Brain “Oh, great, I get to spend the summer with my brain.” – Bart Simpson

“Faithful Milhouse, you’ll spend the long hot days by my side, won’t you?” – Bart Simpson “Uh, I think I lost my glasses in your pool.  I better go in and find ’em.” – Milhouse van Houten “But you’re wearing your glasses.” – Bart Simpson “No, I’m not.” – Milhouse van Houten Happy 20th anniversary to “Bart of Darkness”!  Original airdate: 4 September 1994.

“Get this kid a magazine.  Stat.” – Emergency Room Nurse

“And now, what you’ve been waiting for, another long raga by Ravi Shenker.” – Krusty the Klown “Shankar.” – Ravi Shankar “Shankar.  Groovy, man.” – Krusty the Klown

“Oh, I’m gonna miss the whole summer.” – Bart Simpson “Don’t worry, boy, when you get a job, like me, you’ll miss every summer.” – Homer Simpson

“I wish you’d stop spreading bad rumors about people.  Remember how you got Grampa tarred and feathered?” – Marge Simpson “Sure, that was twenty minutes ago.” – Bart Simpson “Gonna be in the tub for a while.” – Abe “Grampa” Simpson