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Lisa's Wedding5

“Mr. Smithers plus guest.  Well, there’s only one person I would want to bring . . . oh Mr. Burns, we’ll thaw you out the second they discover the cure for seventeen stab wounds in the back.  How’re we doing boys?” – Mr. Smithers
“Well, we’re up to fifteen!” – Professor Frink

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