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One Please

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“Uh, I’d like some flowers.” – Homer Simpson
“What kind of flowers?” – Howard the Florist
“You know, pretty ones, not dead.” – Homer Simpson
“Well, we have some beautiful long stem roses.  They’re fifty-five dollars a dozen.” – Howard the Florist
“One please.” – Homer Simpson

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