The first real day of the NFL season gets started in about ten minutes.  The above image is a relatively accurate portrayal of what I’ll be doing for the next eleven hours or so.  If my heart clogs, I have beer to put out that fire.  Should you not care about the NFL, or find yourself with a little downtime between games today, please enjoy this list of every NFL team matched up with a Simpsons character (via).  I particularly like Al Davis with Captain McAllister and Patty & Selma with Romeo Crennel and the Great White Fail.