Thursday Evening Cartoons

“When will I learn?  The answer to life’s problems aren’t at the bottom of a bottle.  They’re on teevee!” – Homer Simpson In “There’s No Disgrace Like Home”, Homer attempts to prove to his family that they are, in fact, terrible.  In the process, they peep in on some other households to see whether or not everyone lives in the same misery they do.  After he fails, Homer wallows in the sorry state of the family he heads.  Being Homer, he does so with a beer at Moe’s.  Eddie and Lou walk in with a police German Shepherd.  After drinking…

Watching It All Again (& A Little Season 1 Context)

“Okay now look, my boss is gonna be at this picnic so I want you to show your father some love and or respect.” – Homer Simpson “Tough choice.” – Lisa Simpson “I’m picking respect.” – Bart Simpson Over at her new blog, commenter Kokairu has gone back to the beginning, all the way.  She’s watching everything Simpsons, starting with the shorts and going from there.  Part 1 is about the Tracey Ullman shorts; Part 2 deals with the question of which was really the “first” episode.  While I’ve never gone back and watched all the shorts, I think this…

Quote of the Day

“Are you sure this is legal?” – Marge Simpson “Don’t worry, Marge.  Take a look at this.” – Homer Simpson “Myth: It’s only fair to pay for quality, first run movies.  Fact:  Most movies shown on cable get two stars or less, and are repeated ad nauseum.” – Marge Simpson