“Okay, I’m not gonna kill you, but I’m gonna tell you three things that are gonna haunt you for the rest of your days. You’ve ruined your father, you’ve crippled your family, and baldness is hereditary!” – Homer Simpson “It is?” – Bart Simpson Happy 20th Anniversary to “Simpson and Delilah”! Original airdate 18 October 1990.
An ongoing ramble by Charlie Sweatpants . .