“Homer Simpson here.” – Homer Simpson “Homer, it’s your stockbroker. Your stock in the power plant just went up for the first time in ten years.” – Stockbroker “I own stock?” – Homer Simpson “Yes, all the employees got some in exchange for waiving certain Constitutional rights.” – Stockbroker [Edit 13 September 2011: Just noticed I had an extra “s” in the first line. Fixed.]
An ongoing ramble by Charlie Sweatpants . .