“Homer Simpson here.” – Homer Simpson
“Homer, it’s your stockbroker. Your stock in the power plant just went up for the first time in ten years.” – Stockbroker
“I own stock?” – Homer Simpson
“Yes, all the employees got some in exchange for waiving certain Constitutional rights.” – Stockbroker
[Edit 13 September 2011: Just noticed I had an extra “s” in the first line. Fixed.]
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Underrated character. Voiced by Phil Hartman if I’m not mistaken, and just as good as his two most prominent roles.
” Voiced by Phil Hartman if I’m not mistaken”
Yeah, it was cool how, when Phil Hartman guested prominently in an episode, he would also snag the role of a minor character too. In “Burns Verkaufen der Kraftwerk,” Hartman’s main role is Horst, but he also voices the scummy stockbroker. In “Bart Gets Hit by a Car,” he debuts as Lionel Hutz, but is heard earlier in the episode as the voice of the heavenly elevator.