Write About Lisa Simpson for Someone Besides Us

“Look Dad, I made a modest studio apartment for my Malibu Stacy doll.  This is the kitchen, this is where she prints her weekly feminist newsletter . . .  Dad!  You’re not listening to me!” – Lisa Simpson Few things drain the joy out of entertainment more than social or political patronization.  Even if you agree with a particular cause or sentiment, it isn’t fun to have righteousness clumsily thumped into your skull, especially by rich, do-gooder celebrities.  Stevie Wonder and Paul McCartney are two musicians of indescribable talent, but “Ebony & Ivory” is agitprop of such brazen low quality…

Quote of the Day

“The deep fryer’s here.  I got it used from the Navy.  You could flash fry a buffalo in forty seconds.” – Moe “Forty seconds?  But I want it now!” – Homer Simpson