Tag: Bart Sells His Soul

“Leave this place. You are in great danger.” – Ominous Potato Bug Guy “Where’s Milhouse?” – Bart Simpson “The one you call Milhouse is gone! . . . He went to his grandma’s place while we’re spraying for potato bugs.” – Sarcastic Potato Bug Guy

“Oh, I’m sorry, I thought this was a family restaurant.” – Dr. Hibbert “Oh, it is. It is. Just, uh, pull them stools up to the pool table.” – Moe “Daddy, this place smells like tinkle.” – Not Rudy “I think we’ll just go to the Texas Cheesecake Depository.” – Dr. Hibbert

“Excuse me, no banging your head on the display case, pleas, it contains a very rare Mary Worth in which she has advised a friend to commit suicide. Thank you.” – Comic Book Guy

“Here ya go! Here I am! Uncle Moe, thank you, ma’am! This’ll be a treat, Uncle Moe, here I am! While you eat! . . . Please take the fries off my head, kid. The basket is extremely hot.” – Moe

“Bart, your soul is the only part of you that lasts forever! For five dollars Milhouse could own you for a zillion years.” – Lisa Simpson “Well, if you think he got such a good deal, I’ll sell you my conscience for four-fifty. I’ll throw in my sense of decency too! It’s a Bart sales event! Everything about me must go!” – Bart Simpson

“An alligator with sunglasses? Now I’ve seen everything!” – Marge Simpson

“So bring the whole family! Mom, dad, kids, uh, no old people. They’re not covered by our insurance.” – Moe

“Ah, natural light! Get it off me! Get it off me!” – Barney Gumble

“I could turn this joint into a place where you wouldn’t be ashamed to bring your family! Huh?” – Moe “I’m not ashamed.” – Homer Simpson “Hey, put a coaster under that.” – Moe

“Why don’t you try Moe’s Hobo Chicken Chili?  I start with the best part, the neck.  Then I add secret hobo spices.” – Moe “Ooh, tres bien.” – Marge Simpson

“I know that’s funny.  But I’m just not laughing.” – Bart Simpson “Hmm, Pablo Neruda says laughter is the language of the soul.” – Lisa Simpson “I am familiar with the works of Pablo Neruda.” – Bart Simpson Happy 20th Anniversary to “Bart Sells His Soul”!  Original airdate: 8 October 1995

“If you like good food, good fun, and a whole lot of crazy crap on the walls, then come on down to Uncle Moe’s Family Feedbag.” – Moe

“Geez, you’re pretty uppity for someone who eats bugs all day.” – Bart Simpson

“At Moe’s, we serve good, old-fashioned home cooking deep fried to perfection.” – TV Announcer (Sorry for the late quote.)

“Come to Uncle Moe’s for family fun, it’s good good good good, good good good.” – Uncle Moe’s Commercial “Hmm, sounds good.” – Homer Simpson

“But every religion says there’s a soul, Bart.  Why would they lie?  What would they have to gain?” – Milhouse van Houten “I don’t hear scrubbing.” – Reverend Lovejoy

“Take it all, get it all out of here!” – Moe “You know, Moe, you might want to keep the fire extinguishers.” – Barney “Nah, too many bad memories.” – Moe

“Oh, these look good, guilt free steak-fish fillets.” – Marge Simpson “Nah, nah, lemme level with you, Marge.  That’s just our name for bottom feeding suction eel.  You don’t want that.” – Moe