“Well, most women will tell you that you’re a fool to think you can change a man.  But those women are quitters!” – Marge Simpson
“What?” – Lisa Simpson
“When I first met your father, he was loud, crude, and piggish.  But I worked hard on him, and now he’s a whole new person.” – Marge Simpson
“Mom?” – Lisa Simpson
“He’s a whole new person, Lisa.” – Marge Simpson
“Oh, I know.” – Lisa Simpson