“Now we just sit by the mailbox and watch the money roll in.” – Homer Simpson “But you’re going to annoy thousands of people just make a few measly dollars. It’s nothing but panhandling!” – Marge Simpson “Tele-panhandling.” – Homer Simpson
Tag: Lisa’s Date with Density
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“You think this stolen H is a laugh riot, don’t you? Well, I’ll tell you something that’s not so funny! Right now, Superintendent Chalmers is at home crying like a little girl! . . . I guess it is a little funny.” – Principal Skinner
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“Guess who likes you?” – Nelson Muntz “Milhouse, I’m so sorry.” – Lisa Simpson “He can’t hear you now. We had to pack his ears with gauze.” – EMT
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“Holy jumping Caesar’s catfish! My H has been stolen! Oh, that’s how people know it’s a Honda! What’s the point of having a Honda if you can’t show it off?” – Superintendent Chalmers Happy 20th Anniversary to “Lisa’s Date with Density”! Original airdate: 15 December 1996.
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“And, should there be a request for an encore, we will reprise Pop Goes the Weasel. Otherwise, we will file out quietly.” – Mr. Largo Happy birthday Danny Elfman!
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“You got anybody in mind for your next crush?” – Milhouse van Houten “Well, I’m really not thinking about that now. I suppose it could be almost anybody.” – Lisa Simpson “Yes!” – Milhouse van Houten
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“Lisa! The cops are chasing me, I need a place to hide!” – Nelson Muntz “Lisa’s window is the next one.” – Homer Simpson
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“What do you feel? What’s inside you right now?” – Lisa Simpson “Guts. And black stuff. And about fifty Slim Jims.” – Nelson Muntz
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“I’ve always admired car owners, and I hope to be one myself as soon as I finish paying off Mother. She insists I pay her retroactively for the food I ate as a child.” – Principal Skinner “Yeah, yeah, uh, unfortunate. Well, Seymour, I make superintendent money, which amply covers both food and car.” – Superintendent Chalmers
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“An automatic dialer? Is that legal? I don’t want you getting arrested, Homer.” – Marge Simpson “I won’t.” – Homer Simpson “Or swindling our neighbors.” – Marge Simpson “Let me show you how it works.” – Homer Simpson
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“Please don’t ruin this for me, Bart. I think he’s starting to like me.” – Lisa Simpson “Milhouse likes you.” – Bart Simpson “Oh, please, Milhouse likes Vaseline on toast.” – Lisa Simpson
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“I like you too, Milhouse, but not in that way. You’re more like a big sister.” – Lisa Simpson “No, I’m not. Why does everybody keep saying that?” – Milhouse van Houten “Would you do me a favor? When you get back to class, just give him this note.” – Lisa Simpson “Ohhh.” – Milhouse van Houten “Please.” – Lisa Simpson “When she sees you’ll do anything she says, she’s bound to respect you.” – Milhouse’s Brain “Sure, what’s a big sister for?” – Milhouse van Houten Happy birthday Pamela Hayden!
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“Oh, man, you kissed a girl!” – Dolph “That is so gay.” – Jimbo Happy birthday Mike Scully!
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“Wait a minute. These are not sprinkles, sir.” – Apu Nahasapeemapetilon “What do you mean?” – Homer Simpson “You’ve clearly taken items from the candy rack and placed them on top of the donut in an attempt to pass them off as sprinkles.” – Apu Nahasapeemapetilon “Well, it was like that when I got here, it really was!” – Homer Simpson “A Mounds bar is not a sprinkle! A Twizzler is not a sprinkle! A Jolly Rancher is not a sprinkle, sir. Perhaps in Shangri-la they are, but not here!” – Apu Nahasapeemapetilon
Compare & Contrast: Lisa’s Romances
“Well, I guess this is it.” – Lisa Simpson “You mean, like, goodbye?” – Nelson Muntz “Let’s just call it, smell you later.” – Lisa Simpson Around the edges of “Lisa’s Date with Density” you can see the problems that, given a few years, would swoop in and eat the show from the inside out. The emotions are a bit contrived in places, Nelson’s not quite the bully we know, and the plot has to cheat a few times to wrap itself up. But in Season 8 those things are peripheral, the core of the story and the episode fit…
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“Well, most women will tell you that you’re a fool to think you can change a man. But those women are quitters!” – Marge Simpson “What?” – Lisa Simpson “When I first met your father, he was loud, crude, and piggish. But I worked hard on him, and now he’s a whole new person.” – Marge Simpson “Mom?” – Lisa Simpson “He’s a whole new person, Lisa.” – Marge Simpson “Oh, I know.” – Lisa Simpson
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“Then I’m sentencing you to one week of the lowest, most degrading work known to man: janitorial work!” – Principal Skinner “Ah, I’m standing right here, sir.” – Groundskeeper Willie
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“Well, looks like we put the kibosh on another two bit telephone swindle, boys. Frankly, I would’ve expected better from Jimmy the Scumbag.” – Chief Wiggum
Reading Digest: Nobody Likes Zombie Simpsons Edition
“Nobody likes Milhouse!” – Mr. Largo Most weeks I’m content if I find one link where someone mentions how much worse Zombie Simpsons is than The Simpsons. This week I found four! It was a good week for it too, because I had to ignore about thirty links to posts of the “Simpsons mentioned South Park . . . durrrr” variety. There’s also a very old commercial for the show, more graffiti than the “Graffiti Edition”, real life Duff Beer, and a guy who looks like Dr. Nick. Enjoy. Rare Television Commercials – There are a number of neat, old…
Crazy Noises: Lisa’s Date with Density
“‘Nuke the Whales’? You don’t really believe that, do you?” – Lisa Simpson “I dunno, gotta nuke something.” – Nelson Muntz In an attempt to fill the summer with love, hate and pointless Simpsons commentary we at the Dead Homer Society are going to spend some time overthinking Season 8. Why Season 8? Because Season 8 is when The Simpsons really began to deteriorate into Zombie Simpsons. That’s why. Because we’re cutting edge and ultra-modern we’re using a newfangled, information-superhighway fad called a “chatroom” to conduct our conversation. This text has been edited for clarity and spelling (especially on “Skittle-brau”). Today’s…