“Itchy & Scratchy & Marge” Spews Truth

“I’ve started a crusade against cartoon violence.  I can protect my own children, but there are many others whose minds are being warped every afternoon at four.” – Marge Simpson “That reminds me, I gotta get over to Milhouse’s and . . . play sports.” – Bart Simpson “Alright.” – Marge Simpson “And I’m going over to Janie’s again.  We’re going to be, um, making the most of our childhood years.” – Lisa Simpson “Have Fun!” – Marge Simpson “We will.” – Bart and Lisa Simpson They talk quite a bit about this idea near the end, but “Itchy &…

Quote of the Day

“Hey, Homer . . . wing me another one of them, ah . . . burgers, would you?  Can’t quite seem to . . . stand up under my own power anymore.” – Chief Wiggum