“You know, I used to think you were stuck in an emasculating, go-nowhere job.” – Bart Simpson
“Heh heh, kids.” – Homer Simpson
“But now, I want to follow in your footsteps.” – Bart Simpson
“Do you want to change your name to Homer Junior? The kids can call you Ho-Ju.” – Homer Simpson
“I’ll get back to you.” – Bart Simpson
The way Dan Castellaneta reads that line gets me every time.