“Bart, where’s your bathing suit?” – Marge Simpson “I’m gonna swim nekkid.” – Bart Simpson “You’re what?” – Marge Simpson “Aw, sure, they’ll be a couple of uptight counselors who won’t dig the Bart philosophy, but I feel the human body is a thing of beauty.” – Bart Simpson “Marge, am I crazy or is my back getting hairier?” – Homer Simpson
An ongoing ramble by Charlie Sweatpants . .