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“Bart, where’s your bathing suit?” – Marge Simpson
“I’m gonna swim nekkid.” – Bart Simpson
“You’re what?” – Marge Simpson
“Aw, sure, they’ll be a couple of uptight counselors who won’t dig the Bart philosophy, but I feel the human body is a thing of beauty.” – Bart Simpson
“Marge, am I crazy or is my back getting hairier?” – Homer Simpson

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