Quote of the Day

In Marge We Trust8

“All done, I swept the aisles and put all the collection plates in the dishwasher.  Oh, and you wouldn’t believe how many dead pigeons there were in the organ.” – Marge Simpson
“Marge, you are a real time saver.  Do you know, thanks to you I’ve rediscovered a form of shame that’s gone unused for seven hundred years?” – Reverend Lovejoy

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