Tag: In Marge We Trust

“Donny!” – Marge Simpson “What?” – Donny “Did you see a man being chased by some young hooligans?” – Marge Simpson “I see lots of stuff.” – Donny “Did you see that?” – Lisa Simpson “Yes.” – Donny

“Please, please, one at a time, one at a time! Now, who has the most urgent problem?” – Marge Simpson “I have a recurring dream in which I’m falling!” – Sideshow Mel “Come right this way, Mel.” – Marge Simpson

“Finally, I just stopped caring. Luckily, by then it was the 80s and no one noticed.” – Rev. Lovejoy

“Then the calls began.” – Reverend Lovejoy “I think I may be coveting my own wife. . . . I’m meek, but I could probably stand to be meeker. . . . I think I swallowed a toothpick!” – Ned Flanders

“Reverend, I’m afraid something terrible has happened.” – 70s Flanders “Well, sit down and rap with me, brother! That’s what I’m here for.” – 70s Lovejoy “I was talked into doing a dance called ‘The Bump’. But my hip slipped and my buttocks came into contact with the buttocks of another young man.” – 70s Flanders “I see.” – 70s Lovejoy

“What’s he saying?” – Lisa Simpson “He identifies himself as a magnet for foodstuffs. He boasts that he will banish dirt to the land of wind and ghosts.” – Akira Happy 20th Anniversary to “In Marge We Trust”! Original airdate 27 April 1997.

“The dump?” – Marge Simpson “Yeah, we’re gonna get rid of the Christmas tree. Starting to turn brown. Wanna come with?” – Homer Simpson “No, no, I don’t feel like going to a trash pile today.” – Marge Simpson “It’s your life. We’ll bring you back something nice.” – Homer Simpson

“I’m in some hot soup here, Marge. Some teenagers are hanging out in front of the store. I think they could start slacking at any moment.” – Ned Flanders

“I’d like the phone book for Hokkaido Japan, please.” – Homer Simpson “OK, here you go, the phone book for Hokkaido Japan.” – Librarian “Thank you. May I please use your phone?” – Homer Simpson “Is it a local call?” – Librarian “….Yes.” – Homer Simpson

“Seymour, I’m getting tired. Tell them we’re going next.” – Agnes Skinner “Well, I’m not principal of the line, mother.” – Principal Skinner “And you never will be.” – Agnes Skinner

“You’ve just got to accept it: your GameBoy is gone.  It’s at the bottom of the ocean.” – Marge Simpson “Aye.  Aye. . . Aye.” – Captain McAllister

“The dump?” – Marge Simpson “We’re gonna get rid of the Christmas tree, starting to turn brown.” – Homer Simpson

“Hey, hey, Mr. Sparkle!  Mr. Sparkle!” – Japanese Man “Konnichi wa.” – Homer Simpson

“Why would you volunteer at the church?” – Homer Simpson “I don’t know.  Guilt?” – Marge Simpson

“The Lord will hear your lamentations and give solace to your spirit.” – Reverend Lovejoy “The Lord or Marge Simpson!” – Moe “Amen to that.” – Lenny “Yeah, say it brother, hallelujah.” – Congregation “Um, could we please not yell out things in the church?” – Reverend Lovejoy

“But you can’t let a few bad experiences sour you on helping people.” – Marge Simpson “Oh, sure I can.” – Reverend Lovejoy

“All done, I swept the aisles and put all the collection plates in the dishwasher.  Oh, and you wouldn’t believe how many dead pigeons there were in the organ.” – Marge Simpson “Marge, you are a real time saver.  Do you know, thanks to you I’ve rediscovered a form of shame that’s gone unused for seven hundred years?” – Reverend Lovejoy

“Number one, I’ve lost the will to live.” – Moe “Oh, that’s ridiculous, Moe.  You’ve got lots to live for.” – Marge Simpson “Really?  That’s not what Reverend Lovejoy’s been telling me.  Wow, you’re good.  Thanks.” – Moe