Quote of the Day

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“It all started last year during a terrible thunderstorm when I locked myself out of the house.  Sheltering myself with a large piece of sheet metal, I ran for cover under the tallest tree I could find!” – Homer Simpson

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  1. But tall trees and metal attract lightning! No wonder he used to be named Captain Wacky,

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