“Ow!” – Bart Simpson “Excellent.” – C.M. Burns To say that the evil and charismatic Mr. Burns enjoys having people perform for him is something of an understatement. This is a man who has crippled an Irishman for his own amusement and tied a bundle of cash to a string to taunt an eight-year-old girl. He kidnapped Tom Jones and made him sing while shackled to the stage. The Burns we all know and love to hate likes to see people squirm under duress, preferably duress that he’s causing. You can see this trait in spades in “Burns’ Heir”. In…
Day: July 19, 2012
Quote of the Day
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