“You took a new job in a strange town without discussing it with your family?” – Marge Simpson “Of course… READ MORE
“Lurleen, we’re gonna have to cut you off. We’re getting some kind of grinding noise on the track.” – Hicksville… READ MORE
“Wait, you forgot your bear! A symbol of your lost youth and innocence!” – Papa Burns First, a brief update: I… READ MORE
“Can you say David Hasselhoff?” – Bart Simpson “David Hassahof.” – Lisa Simpson “Can you say Daddy?” – Homer Simpson… READ MORE
“The watchdog of public safety, is there any lower form of life?” – C.M. Burns It would be one thing… READ MORE
“I’m sick of all your stereotypes and cheap jokes! The overweight individuals in this country are just as smart and… READ MORE
“I wanted to see your utopia, but now I see it is more of a Fruitopia.” – Stephen Hawking “I’m… READ MORE
“Kids have been doing that one since my day.” – Marge Simpson Rather than get into the nonsensical pageant of… READ MORE
“Choke on that, causality!” – Professor Farnsworth The Futurama gang has traveled back in time on several occasions and by several… READ MORE
“My only hope is this homemade Prozac . . . Hmm, needs more ice cream.” – Homer Simpson I’ve long… READ MORE
“Oil, ho!” – Slant Drilling Worker “Huzzah!” – C.M. Burns “Opposites A-Frack” offers more than a few opportunities for comparing… READ MORE
“This sandwich tastes so young and impudent. Seymour, what’s with the good grub?” – Mrs. Krabappel “Well, perhaps I ought… READ MORE
“I was wrong to have a dream. Wrong as usual. I mean, if you’re nothing special, why kid yourself?” –… READ MORE
“Dad, I know I’ve been a little hard on you the last couple of days, but if I had the… READ MORE
“Hi, kids. Today’s show is gonna be the funniest, side-splittinest, cavalcade of . . . ah, the hell with it.… READ MORE
“This baby’s sure to kill something!” – Homer Simpson There is little doubt that a man who famously likes his… READ MORE
“Oh, I hate having parties. The toilet always gets backed up.” – Homer Simpson “I don’t care if the sink… READ MORE
“Tonight’s episode: Enter . . . The Collector.” – TV Announcer There are basically no characters on the show who… READ MORE
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